|me reading fanfic:||this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.|
|me watching tv/movies:||if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.|
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”.
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it